Quote of the day, related to why I didn't go to design school.

I didn't go to design school, to become your drafter, your peon, your slave, your right hand.  I hope you understand when I turn down your offer to give me money to become your whore.  If you really want me to be your slave, I'll work for free, that way I can be passive-aggressive and just shut up and walk away when you piss me off.